(By: Domina Amanda) Why do guys lie about their penis length? Yeah, I know the obvious answer to that question, but what I'm talking about specifically is - what is it that you think lying is going to accomplish?
 
What, that if you convince the girl at the bar you've got a big cock she's going to go home with you… okay, what then?
 
You think your lie is going to be so good that when you drop your pants she isn't going to see how tiny your penis is? That she'll be so blinded by big cock anticipation that her eyes will somehow delude her brain into making your dick appear bigger than it is? Like that empty hope could save you from the humiliation and rejection you deserve.
 
I don't think your stories are gonna "stand up" to "closer scrutiny", little guy.
 
Maybe your plan is to not let her see your small penis at all. Sexy shrimp dick you is gonna get into bed quickly before she finds out the truth… yeah, that's really gonna work, dummy. Like she isn't going to be able to feel how much your tiny cock doesn't fill her up.
 
Or will it be copious amounts of alcohol… yeah, the choice of the true lady's man, right?
 
The delusion of male domination is the product of a pickled brain too.
 
You think it's okay to waste a woman's time like that? The female is already superior to you, dumbass… what makes you think you can lie to your betters that way, you rude little nothing? Especially when lying about your itty bitty penis is bound to be discovered, and when it is, that lie is just going to put a spotlight on your joke cock, removing any bit of sympathy the pissed off female may have had for you.
 
I know all of you pindick dreamers have lied about your pathetic excuses for cocks before. Time for you to admit your sins. Your humiliatrix redeemer is ready to hear confessions at the number below, but you will only receive absolution after a fitting penance of small penis humiliation and deserved abuse.
 
Remember, the fact of female domination makes it obvious that god is a woman. Confess now or leave your eternal soul in dire jeopardy. And for all of you that believe in reincarnation… maybe the cock length lies of a past life are what got you cursed with that small penis joke you’re stuck with now.
 
Call me and repent, you miserable, lying shrimp dick losers. Tell me your shameful stories and beg my forgiveness… the more I laugh at you, the closer you get to salvation.
 
Humiliatrix Amanda
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1. lil rooter man, October 20, 2008:

   I have such a tiny shrimp dick. A femdom giantess gave me a potion and it shrunk me from 5′ 2″ tall to barely a foot now. I had a small cock to begin with, now it can hardly be seen. I’m beyond worthless as a man. My penis couldn’t hurt a fly and it’s in danger of being eaten by birds they think its a worm. I have to be careful where I sleep or a rat might come bite it off. I’m not worried about small penis humiliation, I’m too hard to see at one foot tall and people don’t even know I have a cock at all!!! I am so worthlesS!